You have the smallest dick I have ever seen SPH

Look at that tiny little thing. It's so little. What are you going to do with that? That tiny

little dick? That's the smallest thing I've ever seen. You call that a dick? I can barely

see it. How are you even going to get that thing hard? What are you even going to do

with it? You're going to jerk it with just two little fingers, just like that, nice and

slow. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. My pinky toe is bigger than that.