Tiny Freya Von Doom is the Freakiest Fucker in the Room

I'm doing what's up. When you walked up to me today, I'm like, holy shit, you're small. How tall are you?

I'm only four foot nine. Four foot nine.

You get way down there. How is the weather down there? It's warm. It smells like farts. No, I'm kidding.

You can sit down. We'll talk a little bit.

Just when you walked up to me today, I'm like, my God, you're small. I know. You get sick of hearing that? Oh, no, I love it.