Thong farts are the best farts

Well, well, well, you're never gonna believe what I found today. I was trying on lingerie in the sex shop changing room, and guess who I found in there?

This little pervert. And by little, I mean little.

Oh, look at him with his little arms crossed. He's ashamed. He thought he was too tiny to get caught peeping on us women getting changed into our lingerie.

He's actually a big pervert in a tiny body, if you ask me.

Well, I think you should be punished for being such a pervert, don't you?