This Is Not My Big Fat Greek Wedding 1

Why you not be like your older sister, your big sister?

Yaya thinks you should eat a little more food, be like Melanie, your sister.

You see how villachous and curvaceous and bulbous her body is.

You need to eat more food. You need to put more hummus on all of your pork chops.

Come on, what is wrong with you?