SHORT DATE ENDS UP IN MY MOUTH

Who are you, man, standing here? Or is it you? Is it you, my new date? Really? Why are you so short?

It seems you lied to me, that you lied to me about your height. You told me that you are 1 meter and 80 centimeters, but you look so short, extremely short.

I told you, I told you that I am a fashion model. Did you expect me to be short? Fashion models are not short, they are pretty tall. You should have known that.

Come here, closer to me. Can you see me better now, like this, when I am holding you? I really hate time wasters. And you are, you are one of them, a time, a time waster.

Look at it, it is calling for you. This tummy, this tummy of mine is calling for you. Oh, good. Oh, my date tastes so good. So yummy.