Rub and oil up those celeb tits and ass!

Maybe the whole thing's a question of...

Well, it's not the way people see you that's the problem. It's the way you see them seeing you.

How do you mean?

Like Doug. He said you were, the word he used was adrift.

But he never said whether you were single or not single. He never said anything at all beyond the initial observation, that is.