Not The Little Mermaid (scene 2 of 5)

Oh Eridola, you fingers stay from my reach. I may not heal, but I can heal.

But a mermaid saves you and then gives you a blowjob.

Then the thunder and lightning came and...

That's a crazy story. Are you sure you weren't *********** and hallucinating?

Darn, she was real. And this mermaid's been watching over me.