jerk for me, tiny man

What is this down here? A tiny little man trying to sneak and hide under my bed?

Get out you little man. Come here. Don't run and hide.

I can so easily crush you right now. That's right. I can lower my foot and squish you to death.

But I'm in a good mood today. I'm in a mood to play a little game with you.

That's right. I'm going to give you a chance to save your own life.