I know you secretly want some cock

So, I really need to talk to you. I feel like it's become kind of obvious that you're not just into girls, are you?

You're kind of into guys too. Okay? I mean, the way you're always like, hugging your guy friends, and you're always like getting a little too close, and like holding them for a little too long,

and then you're always commenting on how other guys look, and like, I don't know, and like that thing you do with your hair, where you like, kind of, I don't know, like you fix it in a certain way, where it just looks kind of, what's the word, metrosexual?

Yeah. Um, I think you're into guys too. I don't know if you're really even into girls, honestly, but, you know, it's okay, I mean, you don't even worry about it, like, who cares?

It's whatever, I mean, this is like, the 21st century, like, that's just how people are, right? I mean, nobody's 100% straight, right? I mean, I know I like girls.